Monday, August 29, 2011

Forward This Text Messages

Jacob was a cheater, Peter had a temper, David had an affair,Noah got drunk, Jonah ran from God, Paul was a murderer, Gideon was insecure, Miriam was a gossiper, Martha was a worrier, Thomas was a doubter, Sara was impatient, Elijah was moody, Moses stutte...red, Zaccheus was short, Abraham was old, and Lazarus was dead.... God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the .....CALLED!

4ward this if you know you are NOT perfect and believe that nothing is impossible with God! :)

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Success and Failure Text Messages

Having God on ur boat does not mean U will not face any storm, but it means that no storm can sink ur boat.

Success is D key 2 ur FAILURE, so don't give up! Failure is a challenge, God is always there 2 guide U.

A single hand that wipes ur tears during failures is much better than the countless hands that come 2gether to clap on ur success.

Look UP, never DOWN! Success is always about keeping afloat and ur head held high!

A thousand failures can never outdo the joy of 1 single success. So keep the faith! Never give up the fight!

Misfortune is but one of the bumps on the road 2wards Success. Push harder, seize the day, failure is just a flat tire that needs changing, so U can keep on moving!

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Love is Patient SMS

LOVE is patient,
LOVE is kind,
it does not envy,
it does not boast,
it is not proud,
...it is not rude,
it is not self seeking,
it is not easily angered,
it keeps no record of wrongs,
LOVE does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth,
it always protects,
always trust,
always hopes,
always perseveres
1 cor. 13:4-7

Friday, August 5, 2011

Boobs Text Messages

A sample SMS message for Breast Cancer awareness week


The normal boobs ( . )( . )
The silicone boobs ( + )( + )
The perfect boobs ( o )( o )
Some boobs are cold (^)(^)
and some boobs belong to grandmothers \./\./
...And let’s not forget the very large boobs (o Y o)
and very small boobs (.)(.)
and lastly the asymmetrical boobs (•)(.)

We love them all!. Post this message on your wall and say ┌П┐(◉_◉)┌П┐ to breast CANCER. Save the boobies!!!

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

God Text Messages

Many texters like to invoke God through inspiring text messages. Here are some religious-themed SMS messages.

Facing life’s challenges is never easy. We r struggling in many ways. God may not give all the easy ways but He gives all the love we need to go on. God Bless!

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END is not the end.
In fact, END means “Effort Never Dies.” If u get NO as an answer, remember NO means “Next Opportunity.” Always be positive.

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May the beauty of God’s glorious morning inspire your thoughts, enlivened the joy in ur heart and magnify the peace in ur soul! God Bless!

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Never feel sad in losing anything in life because whenever a tree loses its leaf, a new leaf is ready 2 take its place. Morning guyzz…