Friday, June 24, 2011

Chain Letter SMS: A Text Message from Jesus

If you are one of those people who are into sending religious-themed Chain letter SMS messages. Here's one that's been doing the mobile rounds:

Hello! it’s me Jesus! I will be handling your problems today. I will be in control and will carry your burdens so your problems will be handled. Enjoy ur day and know that u r blessed by my Holy Spirit. My child u r never alone. If u deny me on Earth, I will deny u in heaven. If ur not ashamed of me and ur faith, send dis txt msg to 15 ppl. Watch what happens in 30 minutes! Be honest and send dis 2 any1 who made u smile dis year! Blessings will come.

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Text Messages for Girlfriend

A boyfriend's text messages to his girlfriend

I want u 2 know
U rock my world!
Ur delish,
Ur delightful
Ur gorgeous
Am so lucky 2 have U


I've never been in love b4
until NOW
head over heels
crazy abt U
1 in a million
1 of a kind
ur truly fantastic
all the time!


I'll be famous one day
& when that day comes
U can always tell everyone
I was a great KISSER,
the ultimate LOVER,
a good LISTENER,
But for now
I'm just happy
2 be ur BOYFRIEND!


Hey hey hey
Its me ur 1 and only
I've gone and done it,
and now I'm back from outerspace
after I made all the stars spell
out your name in the night sky
Sleep well tonight


I know its pretty late
but I'm breaking up with YOU
and I just needed 2 let U know

Ha Gotcha!
I Love YOU!
Why would I ever let go
of the most beautiful
wonderful girl in the world :)


U look GREAT 2Day!
I wonder why?
Was it ur SMILE?
Have U lost weight?
R U in LOVE like ME?
With Me? Always?
Text me so, my love!